What a friend we have in Can’bra

Tune: What a friend we have in Jesus.

The giant corporate, Pentecostal Hillsong Church this year broadcast Christmas messages on commercial TV. Acknowledged as a mentor by Scott Morrison, the current Prime Minister of Australia, Frank Houston, father of the current “Chief Pastor” Brian Houston, was implicated in the sexual abuse of at least nine children, atrocities covered up by his son and the company’s hierarchy. Despite being under police investigation, Brian Houston is still a close confidante of Morrison and the Australian Hillsong cult is expanding and now controls a profitable global empire.

What a friend we have in Canb’ra,
Christ almighty what a pal;
We can safely damage children,
While Scotty’s there then all is well.

We can blithely gather millions,
Stuff the hungry and the poor;
Watch the countryside a-burning,
As the Rapture opens heaven’s door.

Have no fear of p’lice inquiries,
They are helpless in our sway;
From the GG  to Chief Wallopers,
Born-agains now rule the day.


Jesus loves the Pentecostals,
Blessed be the rich and smug
We control this loony government,
The voter taken for a mug.


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